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2008-02-14T23:17:00.006-05:00

After some enhancing here's a still I captured from Patterson's famous Bigfoot footage. They must have gone to great lengths in designing the monkey suit to ensure proper saggage.

2006-04-30T15:09:00.000-04:00

Call it a day:

Unintentionally sexual comic book covers
Brush up on your Engrish

2006-04-23T21:20:00.000-04:00

Sadly, I am still short a few dollars for a round trip ticket to our hollow earth. To add insult, I discovered that I cannot follow my pioneering brethren by way of car.

Per Google Maps:
"We could not calculate driving directions between Indiana, Pa and +84° 24' 0.00", +141° 0' 0.00." (Artic Ocean)

Therefore, I anxiously await the return of the Russian IceBreaker, Yamal. The anticipated voyage happens June 26 - July 19, 2007. I may throw a Hollow Earth party at that time. Splash some booze on the rocks, crank up the A/C, unfurl the maps, and throw in that Artic Documentary Ive been dying to cue up. If my apartment doesn't reek too bad, I may even invite people.

God speed my friends, and watch out for Russians.

2006-04-10T22:37:00.000-04:00

I have to share this. My cousin is now an Ohio Roller Girl. Meaning she brutalizes chicks and does other uncharacteristic things at breakneck speeds - in front of a crowd. Note 'Hell Camino's' glamour shot.

I'm trying to get out to her first bout in Ohio on April 23rd, which is fast approaching. Chances are slim, but you never know. I wonder if they have a free skate during intermission.

I'm so proud.

2006-03-20T00:51:00.000-05:00

Still waiting

2006-03-07T19:23:00.000-05:00

Call it a day:

They're here
The unsympathetic actress
The sympathetic grandma
Bigfoot searches for love... and salt
My childhood in a nutshell

2006-03-06T22:26:00.000-05:00

Today was informative day. I learned a great deal about skunks... their anatomy, breeding habits, methods of removal, and scare tactics used on their tenants. Strange things, these sly, malodorous creatures.

2006-03-01T02:15:00.000-05:00

In a skunk-drunk haze I just completed a first draft of new song,the lost burrow. It was inspired by recent events. Off to bed now.

2006-02-27T23:48:00.000-05:00

Ok, so I'm sitting here in the kitchen with the stench of skunk permeating every nook and fabric of my apartment. Apparently it is sex season for the rascals, and last night was the coup de grace. Some chucklehead neighbor felt like smashing the male all over the concrete block. The best part is that the female had just enough time to blow her geyser before disappearing into the frosty night. By morning the air was vile.

So I'm sitting here in the kitchen, and it's the night after the incident. I can't go to work tomorrow because every bit of me reeks. And I'm literally freezing because If I turn on my heat, I get blasted with a god-awful vapor of hot piss and rubber. Jesus, you couldn't create this smell in a lab.

2006-02-27T23:35:00.000-05:00

I need $20,000.00. There's a cabin on a Russian icebreaker calling my name. I'm taking donations.

Link

2006-02-18T17:57:00.000-05:00

Fresh 'Bigfoot' footprints located near a stream in Panti Forest

R. Sittamparam

JOHOR BARU, Sat 18 Feb 2006: PHYSICAL evidence of what could have been Bigfoot's was today found at the foothills of Panti Forest by bio-diversity researchers and media who investigated claims by villagers that they heard the creature's spine-chilling calls on Tuesday.

Following a three-hour trek into the jungle near Kampung Lukut in Panti, the team saw giant footprints and broken foliage two metres above ground which could only have been reached by a tall creature. It was reported yesterday that residents of Kampung Lukut had been rudely awakened by the howling over the past four days.

Local biodiversity researcher Vincent Chow who led the group, including the NST and British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) media crew, said although wild buffaloes in the area had trampled over the tracks found at a stream, the group managed to find some untouched footprints believed to have been made by Bigfoot.

Plantation worker Yazid Jaafar, 29, said he first saw the footprints on Tuesday while investigating the source of the early morning howling.

"We could clearly see the large human like footprints with four toes and big toe bent about 90 degrees away from the other toes like a monkey's foot. The footprint tracks stretched along the banks of the stream.

"The creature appeared to have walked along the bank, probably feeding on leaves growing there before returning into the jungle," he said.

Source

2006-02-13T18:58:00.000-05:00

Sleighride of shame (morning recognition)

2006-02-13T18:43:00.000-05:00

Founding member

2006-02-13T18:32:00.000-05:00

The value of advertisement

2006-02-13T18:27:00.000-05:00

Where do I go from here?

2006-02-13T18:23:00.000-05:00

What's left to fight for?

2006-02-13T18:17:00.000-05:00

Facing the Pittsburgh Wind

A new baby boy

2006-02-12T07:33:00.000-05:00

Forged from spit and floc, emerging on to the blog scene just because.

Here's a few things from last night's pre-slumber surfing:

(movies)

Nipplebaby
Tourettes Cat

(news)

Flying Croc