So -- I was with the polar expedition thing and I can maybe even dig on the whole hollow earth thing -- but this is too much:
Within Our Hollow Earth at the City of Jehu, expedition members could take an inner earth monorail train to visit the lost Garden of Eden located under America on the highest mountain plateau of the Inner Continent. It is also the capital city of Inner Earth, according to Olaf Jansen. Perhaps in this City of Eden we can visit the palace of the King of the Inner World, as did Olaf Jansen and his father.
...that the Great High Priest over all the land of Inner Earth is King David, and sits on the legitimate throne of David, a direct descendant of David, who was the founder of the ancient nation of Israel in Palestine, from which the Lost Ten Tribes migrated to the North Countries in about 687 B.C. The estimated round trip to and from the hollow earth North Countries of Inner Earth via the North Polar Opening is about 20 days.
Dude, is your face gonnna be red when I bring back a cell snapshot of me and David posing next to his throne. I'll be like, "Yeah, one more for my buddy Chris. Show him how they kick it down in the lower lats."
When in doubt, immerse your premise in ancient references and religous zealotry... which is what my landlord response letter needs! Mr. Man has just unleashed a Jihad and doen't know it yet.
But wouldn't that be rad if the Yamal pulls into port at Jehu, and Ricardo Montalban and his midget come bounding out of the jungle. "Welcome to inner earth."
2 Comments:
So -- I was with the polar expedition thing and I can maybe even dig on the whole hollow earth thing -- but this is too much:
Within Our Hollow Earth at the City of Jehu, expedition members could take an inner earth monorail train to visit the lost Garden of Eden located under America on the highest mountain plateau of the Inner Continent. It is also the capital city of Inner Earth, according to Olaf Jansen. Perhaps in this City of Eden we can visit the palace of the King of the Inner World, as did Olaf Jansen and his father.
...that the Great High Priest over all the land of Inner Earth is King David, and sits on the legitimate throne of David, a direct descendant of David, who was the founder of the ancient nation of Israel in Palestine, from which the Lost Ten Tribes migrated to the North Countries in about 687 B.C. The estimated round trip to and from the hollow earth North Countries of Inner Earth via the North Polar Opening is about 20 days.
Dude, is your face gonnna be red when I bring back a cell snapshot of me and David posing next to his throne. I'll be like, "Yeah, one more for my buddy Chris. Show him how they kick it down in the lower lats."
When in doubt, immerse your premise in ancient references and religous zealotry... which is what my landlord response letter needs! Mr. Man has just unleashed a Jihad and doen't know it yet.
But wouldn't that be rad if the Yamal pulls into port at Jehu, and Ricardo Montalban and his midget come bounding out of the jungle. "Welcome to inner earth."
Holy shit, that's where Tattoo went.
Post a Comment
<< Home