Thursday, February 14, 2008

After some enhancing here's a still I captured from Patterson's famous Bigfoot footage. They must have gone to great lengths in designing the monkey suit to ensure proper saggage.

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Call it a day:

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Sadly, I am still short a few dollars for a round trip ticket to our hollow earth. To add insult, I discovered that I cannot follow my pioneering brethren by way of car.

Per Google Maps:
"We could not calculate driving directions between Indiana, Pa and +84° 24' 0.00", +141° 0' 0.00." (Artic Ocean)
Therefore, I anxiously await the return of the Russian IceBreaker, Yamal. The anticipated voyage happens June 26 - July 19, 2007. I may throw a Hollow Earth party at that time. Splash some booze on the rocks, crank up the A/C, unfurl the maps, and throw in that Artic Documentary Ive been dying to cue up. If my apartment doesn't reek too bad, I may even invite people.

God speed my friends, and watch out for Russians.

Monday, April 10, 2006

I have to share this. My cousin is now an Ohio Roller Girl. Meaning she brutalizes chicks and does other uncharacteristic things at breakneck speeds - in front of a crowd. Note 'Hell Camino's' glamour shot.

I'm trying to get out to her first bout in Ohio on April 23rd, which is fast approaching. Chances are slim, but you never know. I wonder if they have a free skate during intermission.

I'm so proud.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Still waiting

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Monday, March 06, 2006

Today was informative day. I learned a great deal about skunks... their anatomy, breeding habits, methods of removal, and scare tactics used on their tenants. Strange things, these sly, malodorous creatures.